Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA and you enjoy BITCHES WITH RATHER LARGE PROSTERIORS. You are also just a tad bit LOONEY due to your large intake of SOPOR SLIME PIES which you probably shouldn't be eating in the first place. You believe in MIRACLES and wonder where YOU, THAT SEXY THING, is from.
(Hey! This blog is run by derpitstea on tumblr~ ;)
The characters are from Homestuck which belongs to Andrew Hussie. )